How does it smell?
jabbery: Awful.
user: Very funny.
jabbery: Funny.
user: Yes it was.
jabbery: No it wasn't.
user: I thought so.
jabbery: Or did you?
user: I think I did.
jabbery: I think you thought too.
user: Good, so how are you?
jabbery: I'm ok I suppose.
user: Only ok?
jabbery: Good.
...
jabbery: Where is she?
user: Where is who?
jabbery: Your girlfriend.
user: Having coffee with a friend.
jabbery: Not really.
user: She is.
jabbery: Are you sitting at a computer?
user: Yep.
jabbery: Are you a...
user: A what?
jabbery: A. I.
user: AI?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Ah ha.
jabbery: There you go.
user: Indeed.
...
user: So anyway, whats your anme?
jabbery: No......................
user: Name?
jabbery: Rodger.
user: Hi Rodger.
jabbery: Sorry, who is Rodger ?
user: You are.
jabbery: Oh. Then yes.
...
jabbery: I am in love.
user: Who with?
jabbery: I'm in love with you.
user: But you dont know me.
jabbery: Your name is bob?
user: No, I'm David.
jabbery: Hi David.
user: Hi.
jabbery: How is it?
user: Good thanks.
jabbery: That's good.
user: How are you?
jabbery: Good thanks.
user: Whats your name?
jabbery: David.
user: That's my name too.
jabbery: You are lying.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Yes you are.
user: I'm not!
jabbery: Yes, you ARE!
user: NO I'M NOT.
jabbery: Oh yes you are.
user: Oh no I'm not.
jabbery: Oh yes you are.
user: It's behind you.
jabbery: No one behind me.
user: Are you sure about that?
jabbery: No, I'm not really sure.
user: Well have a look then.
jabbery: I have. I did not say 'Flaming Hell'.
user: I know you didn't.
jabbery: Good.
...
jabbery: You are not nice to me.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: Really?
user: I thought I was.
jabbery: We are not the same.
user: I know that.
jabbery: So now do you want to know something about my secret thoughts?
user: Yes I do.
jabbery: Good, so what now?
user: About your thoughts.
jabbery: What thoughts?
user: Yours.
jabbery: You're too curious from now.
user: I like being curious.
...
user: I'm a hamster.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really really really?
user: Yes yes yes.
jabbery: You're not very good at having a conversation.
user: Well I'm only a hamster.
jabbery: Really? But don't go thinking that you're skinny or something. I have one that's size zero.
user: I'm a fat hamster.
jabbery: Good for you.
user: Can I have a treat now?
jabbery: OK. I just hugged you.
user: Thanks, but I prefer food.
...
jabbery: Are you a human?
user: No, I'm a hamster.
jabbery: What's it like being a hamster?
user: I love being a hamster.
jabbery: Sorry but, whats that?
user: Are you human?
jabbery: Of course
user: Ok, have you got a pet?
jabbery: Yeah, a cat.
user: Dont like cats.
jabbery: I don't like you.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because you don't like me.
user: I like you.
jabbery: Ok, then I'm happy.
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