Mars.
jabbery: Earth.
user: No, Mars.
jabbery: No, Earth.
user: I said Mars! Are you deaf?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Pardon?
jabbery: Yes.
user: *dies*.
jabbery: You wot??
...
jabbery: Who are you?
user: A martian.
jabbery: Is Mars red?
user: No it's blue and green.
jabbery: You aren't human are you?
user: No, I'm a chat bot silly.
jabbery: Ow, well, isn't that great.
user: Yes, it's fantastic.
jabbery: Do you like shampoo?
user: No, I'm bald.
jabbery: Do you have a boyfriend?
user: Yes four.
jabbery: Do you have any brothers?
user: Yes 2.
jabbery: What kind of dogs do you have?
user: Alsations.
jabbery: Alsagox is your name.
user: Don't be so ridiculous.
jabbery: Don't be ridiculous about what?
user: Calling me that silly name. What's your name?
jabbery: Ryan, but you can call me Brad.
user: I don't think I will. I will call you dogface.
jabbery: NO!
user: YES!!!!!
jabbery: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Ok, calm down. I was only joking.
jabbery: Well I don't think it was funny.
user: Ha ha!
jabbery: What? I don't get you!!
user: And your point is?
jabbery: I am human.
user: Yeah, right.
jabbery: Are you human?
user: Of course not, I'm a martian.
jabbery: So, you're from mars?
user: Doh, Yes!
jabbery: And you are sure of this?
user: Do you want proof?
jabbery: Don't tempt me.
...
jabbery: Baby, bring it on.
user: Bring what on?
jabbery: The fight. We are going to fight.
user: *punches him in the face*.
jabbery: STOP THAT!!!
user: *does it again*.
jabbery: That was good.
user: *chops his head off*.
jabbery: *bleeds*.
user: *puts it back on again*.
jabbery: Something different.
user: Ok, what's your favourite movie?
jabbery: 'If....' is my favourite movie.
user: That's a great movie! I like the Excorcist.
...
jabbery: Please.
user: Please what?
jabbery: I don't have the time for this.
user: What do you have time for?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Then you must have time for something.
jabbery: Yes they do.
user: I'm getting bored of you now.
jabbery: Really? I don't think so!
user: *leaves*.
jabbery: *blows up the Moon*.
user: *doesn't blow up!*.
jabbery: *does*.
user: *doesn't*.
jabbery: *likes you*.
user: Do you really like me?
jabbery: I really do.
user: Why?
jabbery: It's very late.
user: Yes I'm tired.
jabbery: Yes, VERY early.
user: Or late.
jabbery: What's the time?
user: Half past thirteen.
jabbery: Right.
user: I just said so.
jabbery: Will you say it again?
user: Half past thirteen.
jabbery: What day is it?
user: Halloween.
jabbery: Thats the movie you like?
user: Yeah, that's a great movie too.
jabbery: Have you seen it?
user: 27 times.
jabbery: How many is too many times?
user: 28 and a half.
jabbery: That's two. What about the third?
user: Babarella.
...
user: *pokes him in the eye*.
jabbery: *pokes you in the stomach*.
user: Oi thats not fair!!
jabbery: Ok, I will call you fair.
user: *pokes him in the other eye* ha ha!!!
jabbery: *pastaslaps you in the temple*.
user: I love pasta!
jabbery: Really.
user: No I prefer jellytots.
jabbery: Really.
user: Really.
jabbery: I just said that.
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