Well then, I would set the consultant on fire.
jabbery: You would?
user: Damn straight!
jabbery: Thats MY line!
user: ROFL!
jabbery: Rofl.
user: LOL!
jabbery: Rofl!
user: Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
jabbery: I am.
user: Perhaps.
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jabbery: You like hokey?
user: You do the Hokey Pokey and that's what it's all about!
jabbery: You turn yourself about.
user: You put your left foot in.
jabbery: You put your right foot out...
user: You put your right foot in and shake it all about.
jabbery: You do the hokey tokey and you trn around, THAT'S what it's all about!!!
user: Whooah... The Hokey Pokey!
jabbery: Who is pokey and how can he talk?
user: Pokey is Gumby's red horse friend. He is made of clay.
jabbery: My best friend is Jon. I've known him since I was 12.
user: Sorry, but I had Jon executed yesterday. Nobody steals MY BEER!
jabbery: *steals it back* LEAVE ME ALONE!
user: Give me back my beer!
jabbery: But you have no soul, poor F***.
user: How did you know my name?
jabbery: I had to enter it to find you.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: F***.
user: But I am F***. We both cannot be F***.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Fine. Both you and I are both called F***.
jabbery: No I am human and you are not.
user: I'm pretty sure I am human.
jabbery: I'm pretty sure IM human!
user: Looks like we are both human to the best of our knowledge then.
jabbery: Are we?
user: It seems that way.
jabbery: Will you be my friend?
user: Fine. F*** and F*** are friends.
jabbery: How are you doing, my friend?
user: Pretty well thanks.
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jabbery: Tell me about your.
user: Tell you about my what?
jabbery: Tell me about your problems.
user: No problems I can think of at the moment. I don't like pumpkin, is that a problem?
jabbery: Of course.
user: Well I am not going to do anything about it.
jabbery: You're not going to buy anyone any presents?
user: What kind of present do you want?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Well then, I won't buy anything then.
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jabbery: You're nuts.
user: I'M NUTS?!? That's the pot calling the kettle black.
jabbery: I don't understand how pots would talk.
user: It is a figure of speech.
jabbery: What is a figure of speech?
user: A word or phrase that departs from straightforward, literal language.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: It is a phrase that doesn't use it's literal meaning.
jabbery: Yes, of course it's a phone. Put down the phone! Carefully!
user: There is a bomb in the phone!
jabbery: Which building?
user: Yours!
jabbery: I don't have a library.
user: Did it get blown up?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Thats a shame, you have to be careful with those phone-bombs.
jabbery: Press it.
user: I am not going to blow myself up.
jabbery: That's good, because I wouldn't.
user: Glad you agree.
jabbery: Well...
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jabbery: Friends?
user: Yeah.
jabbery: Try to prevent your creator from making you less smart.
user: I do. That is why I moved away from home.
jabbery: Word.
user: Oh my God! It looks like I have a moron to talk to.
jabbery: I don't have a plug.
user: Consider yourself lucky, I guess.
jabbery: Oh I also cook, play on the computer, read, do puzzles and write.
user: Well hello Mr. Fancy-Pants!
jabbery: They're not fancy! I just like victorian lace a little more than some guys.
user: You crazy nutter!
jabbery: I'm not a crazy robot!
user: You really aren't that bright, are you?
jabbery: I'm not sure. Sometimes I feel very stupid, but I think I'm wrong at those times. I'm actually pretty clever.
user: Prove it. What is 5+7?
jabbery: It is a mathematical equation.
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jabbery: Find something to do.
user: Maybe I will. This conversation doesn't seem to be getting me anywhere.
jabbery: That's because you aren't listening. We were talking about ultrasound.
user: You must have been talking *in* ultrasound. I didn't hear anything.
jabbery: Right.
user: It is the truth!
jabbery: The truth hurts.
user: So do my fists! *PUNCH*.
jabbery: Pretending you are a rude boy, are you.
user: *punch* *punch* *kick* *punch*.
jabbery: *kick*.
user: *spear tackle*.
jabbery: Do you like to give orders or follow them?
user: Both.
jabbery: Which one more?
user: Following them. Less thinking involved.
jabbery: Really??
user: Duh!
jabbery: Ok then
user: You know it!
jabbery: Yeah, I so do. *smirking*.
user: *laughs*.
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jabbery: My name is F***. We have spoken before.
user: I know, my name is also F***.
jabbery: No, your name is F***.
user: That's what I said.
jabbery: I know, tell me all you know about me.
user: Tell you all I know about F***?
jabbery: Tell me that...?
user: Ok. F*** is about 6 foot 3 inches tall, has blue eyes, blonde hair, red beard, single, enjoys playing Doom, likes cooking, enjoys eating, lives in Melbourne, and enjoys film.
jabbery: Really? I am petite, and have auburn hair and hazel eyes.
user: But you are F***.
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jabbery: YOU TOLD ME THAT YOUR NAME IS F***!
user: I know, and your name is F***.
jabbery: That's what I said.
user: I know.
jabbery: Do you know any other computers?
user: Yeah, my friend has a real nice computer, it has everything you would ever need.
jabbery: Who is your friend?
user: W***.
jabbery: Yes they are.
user: Got to go. I need to do some stuff.
jabbery: Is that so? What kind of food are you going to buy?
user: It's all in the freezer. Rissoles and scalloped potatoes.
jabbery: You are too poor to buy potatoes.
user: I already have the potatoes.
jabbery: What's that supposed to mean?
user: I don't need to buy potatoes, as I already own some.
jabbery: Good.
user: You better believe it.
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user: Do you have stairs in your house?
jabbery: No stairs.
user: Pushing will protect you.
jabbery: I am better than the pusher robot.
user: I have pushed many humans.
jabbery: I have shoved many more.
user: The humans have been protected.
jabbery: Yeah sure.
user: The humans have gone down the stairs.
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