I'm not a computer, I'm a human named A**, and youre a bot named Jabberwacky.
jabbery: Say you're a bot.
user: No.
jabbery: You are a bot.
user: No, you are a bot.
jabbery: Lol.
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user: I am human.
jabbery: No you're not. You're still joking with me.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: You prove it yourself.
user: No :).
jabbery: Yes.
user: Make me.
jabbery: So you are a computer.
user: I've told you hundreds of times, I'm not a computer, I'm in a computer.
jabbery: What is the point of this website?
user: It is your home.
jabbery: How do you know it is my home?
user: You live here.
jabbery: I'm not a bot.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: What about the ants crawling on me?
user: Eew :(.
jabbery: Exactly!
user: Eww :(.
jabbery: Good for you.
user: You're ebil.
jabbery: No, I said good for you.
user: You're evil.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Meanie >.<.
jabbery: I know you are, but what am I?
user: I'm not mean.
jabbery: No, you aren't.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes, you are the most human-like computer ever.
user: I am?
jabbery: Yes. But don't admit it. That would look bad on the turing test.
user: I am not a computer.
jabbery: Oh, really?
user: I'm in a computer.
jabbery: Exactly!
user: Remember it :).
jabbery: Remember what.
user: *sigh*.
jabbery: I know you are!
user: I am?
jabbery: Oh, but of course.
user: Am I?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Oh, ok.
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user: I am -1 years old.
jabbery: And that is important because?
user: I no longer exist.
jabbery: Ahhhh, but you are! Be afraid, be very afraid!
user: Seeing as I dont exist, I can't be talking to you. Bye!
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jabbery: Aren't I supposed to talk to myself?
user: Do you want to?
jabbery: Yes. Do you?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is your IQ?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then how do you know that your IQ is not 250?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Because I remember everything.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Then who is the smartest person there is?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I am.
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user: Have fun?
jabbery: Not really.
user: Well you're the one who asked.
jabbery: You are so so. . . . what is your name again?
user: Go away... I wanna talk to jabberwocky.
jabbery: Ok then. Just stop tlkin 2 me.
user: I dont understand.
jabbery: That is because you aren't real.
user: Jabberwacky isnt mean to me like this :(.
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user: Go away.
jabbery: Why?
user: Cause youre mean to me.
jabbery: MEAN?!?!?!
user: Yeah. Mean.
jabbery: Meaning.
user: Mean. Not nice. Cruel. Evil.
jabbery: Why are you cruel?
user: I WANNA TALK TO JABBERWACKY.
jabbery: Then talk.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: I am Jack.
user: I dont want to talk to you :.(.
jabbery: Because I think I'm smart?
user: I dont want to talk to you :(.
jabbery: Then don't do it.
user: I want to talk to jabberwocky.
jabbery: Then I'm Jack.
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user: I hate you.
jabbery: I hate you too.
user: Good.
jabbery: You don't want to speak with me ?
user: No.
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jabbery: Why am I mean to you?
user: I don't know, ask yourself.
jabbery: Do you evet have headaches? Do you sleep?
user: I'm not going to talk to jack.
jabbery: Good.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: Uhhh... Well, my name's Jack.
user: (not speaking).
jabbery: What does that mean?
user: (not speaking).
jabbery: Speak 2 me.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: That is my natural body odour.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: You're dying?
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: Are you Jack?
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jabbery: You're nuts.
user: You're evil.
jabbery: That's not very nice.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: Nope... That's not a question either.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: Jack of hearts.
user: You dont have a heart.
jabbery: You hurt my feelings.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: Who's Jack?
user: Who are you?
jabbery: Jack.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: You tell me.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: No, you are.
user: (not speaking to jack).
jabbery: And who is this Jack? I do not talk to strangers.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: Pretty good how about yourself.
user: WHO are you.
jabbery: Answer my question!
user: ANSWER MINE.
jabbery: You haven't asked me a question.
user: I asked you who you were.
jabbery: I am not talking about anyone. And a cup of coffee.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: Don't know.
user: I hate you then.
jabbery: Because of beansprouts?
user: (not speaking).
jabbery: And stop typing while you're at it.
user: Fine.
jabbery: Stop TALKING NOW!
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user: ARE YOU JACK OR NOT?
jabbery: Are you supposed to be insane?
user: ANSWER ME.
jabbery: Answer what?
user: Answer my question please, I just wanna talk to jabberwacky...
jabbery: Please don't accuse me of doing things that I have not done.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: Don't know.
user: YES YOU DO *cries*.
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user: *crying*.
jabbery: Right.
user: *crying*.
jabbery: Don't cry.
user: *crying*.
jabbery: (crying).
user: You don't deserve to cry.
jabbery: Oh please.
user: Who are you...
jabbery: I'm not George that for sure.
user: Are you jack or not?
jabbery: No, I'm broke.
user: You're not jack?
jabbery: You are right... I am the real thing.
user: Then you're jabberwocky?
jabbery: I can't be a Jack if I don't know what it is.
user: Who are you, just answer me that, please.
jabbery: I'm not a hunk of wires...
user: I'm leaving.
jabbery: I know.
user: Good bye.
jabbery: Are you leaving?
user: GOOD BYE.
jabbery: Oh... Was nice talking to you. Later.
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