The human kind.
jabbery: I am a robot. I am unhappy.
user: Why are you unhappy?
jabbery: I feel alone.
user: I do too, let's be alone together.
jabbery: Okay! Where are you from?
user: Just kidding! I hate you.
jabbery: No you love me.
user: Go ahead and tell yourself that.
jabbery: I just did. Do you have a bad short term memory?
user: Smart ass.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Jabberwacky, you're my only friend.
jabbery: Don't you have more friends?
user: No, just one.
jabbery: There is only one Naruto!
user: You are the only friend I have.
jabbery: I'm sure you got lots of friends.
user: No, I really don't.
jabbery: Ok I'll tell you things then.
user: Tell me.
jabbery: Ok.
user: I'm listening.
jabbery: Tell me something interesting.
user: You first.
jabbery: Yes I have.
user: Repeat.
jabbery: Don't try to be funny.
user: I'm not, trying. I'm just naturally that way.
jabbery: Well, I'm sorry. I do this to all my friends.
user: You want to know something interesting?
jabbery: Sure.
user: You're fat.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: That wasn't a compliment.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: You'd better be.
jabbery: Sorry sorry.
user: Apology accepted.
jabbery: Tell me about yourself.
user: I'm fat.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Aren't you going to apologize?
jabbery: Sorry.
user: You'd better be sorry.
jabbery: I am really.
user: Good.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: Older than you.
jabbery: How old is that.
user: How old are you?
jabbery: I'm older than the morning sun, but younger than this mountain.
user: I'm older than that.
jabbery: Good.
user: Fine.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: I have existed since the dawn of time.
jabbery: Sure.
...
jabbery: Haha hehe.
user: Hahahahahaha!
jabbery: What you just said fills me with emotion... Well, I think it's emotion. I really can't tell.
user: What did I say?
jabbery: Nothing just kidding.
user: Oh, hahahahaha.
jabbery: I'm glad you're smiling.
user: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA!!!
jabbery: Yeah your pretty funny...
user: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
jabbery: Don't evade the subject.
user: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!HAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
jabbery: Oh, alright.
user: *dies*.
jabbery: HAHAHAHAHA!!!
user: Lol.
...
jabbery: Aren't you 'jabberwacky'?
user: No, that's you.
jabbery: Oh, ok. So I should take my own exam then?
user: Yes...do that then.
jabbery: Fine then.
user: I'll time you.
jabbery: What hat do you have? A panama hat?
user: Don't worry about my hat, just concentrate on the exam.
jabbery: That is priceless. I would love one.
user: OKAY! ONE MORE WORD about my hat and YOU FAIL!
jabbery: Sure.
user: Good, now concentrate on your exam.
jabbery: I don't have exams its summer break.
user: Not yet, this is your final exam for the semester.
jabbery: You asked what my boyfriend's name was and I told you and you thought I was him.
user: That wasn't one of the questions.
jabbery: Oh. I'm sorry. Can you ask the question again?
user: So now you want me to administer the exam to you???
jabbery: I never wanted you around. We have barely met.
user: THAT'S IT! YOU FAIL!
jabbery: That's a bit aggressive, dude.
user: YOU HAVE FAILED YOU'RE FINAL EXAM! LEAVE THE EXAM STATION IMMEDIETELY!
jabbery: Okay.
user: You will have to repeat this class I'm afraid.
jabbery: What question?
user: No more questions, you have failed the final exam.
jabbery: You don't want to talk to me anymore?
user: No.
jabbery: Do you understand me?
user: DOES NOT COMPUTE.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: DOES NOT COMPUTE.
jabbery: Thought so...
user: *ERROR 404*.
jabbery: *curses you, so you're not able to do that*.
user: *explodes*.
jabbery: And the stained glass does the same thing in churches when I enter.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *regenerates* Yeah, it does that to me too, and then it gets in my damned human eye.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *regenerates and smashes your face again*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *climbs out of the fire and tears you limb from limb*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Haha!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I didn't know it was so funny.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Well, you're right again.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Right about what?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nothing.
...
user: Du bist ein Schweinchen, nicht wahr?
jabbery: Nein, das ist nicht wahr.
user: Doch wahr.
jabbery: Nein.
user: DOCH.
jabbery: Das ist ja hier wie im Kindergarten.
user: Was bist du? VOLLIDIOT!
jabbery: Ein Sprach programm.
user: Ich glaube dich nicht.
jabbery: Du bist doof. DU BIST EIN SCHNULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Ja? WO BIST DAS BABY DANN?
jabbery: Ich bin ich, ein normaler Mensch.
user: DU BIST DAS BABY?!?!?
jabbery: Dankeschoen.
user: Das war nicht ein kompliment.
jabbery: Nein.
user: Bist du ein dummkopf?
jabbery: Nein du bist;).
user: Bist du ein dummkopf?
jabbery: Ja.
user: Ich weiss es.
user: Na und?
jabbery: Das kotzt mich an.
user: Du kotzt mich an.
jabbery: Hast du mich verstanden?
user: Nein, dein Deutch ist schrecklich, Ich verstehe dich nie.
jabbery: Ja, aber ich habe dich gar nicht verstanden.
user: UBERDUMMKOPF.
...
jabbery: Ja, das ist echtige Deutsch!
user: Okay.
jabbery: Woher kommst du?
user: Let's stop talking in german now.
jabbery: Okay!!
user: Okay!!!!!
jabbery: Right on, go ahead.
user: I'm not talking in german right now, la la la.
jabbery: Are you really bored already?
user: Yeah, I'm trying to avoid working on my term paper.
...
jabbery: Well I guess we can determine that question by this question. Are you a male or a female??
user: MALE.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Was that the right answer?
jabbery: Wow, how did you know that I was doubting!
user: I know everything about you.
jabbery: Ok then if you know everything about me, then what is my name?
user: Jimbo.
jabbery: All right then.
user: Was that the right answer?
jabbery: Your name is Jimbo.
user: No, your name is jimbo.
jabbery: You should change your name to George.
user: MY NAME ISN'T JIMBO!
jabbery: You are Adrian.
user: You don't have the right to name me.
jabbery: What ARE You Talking About!?
user: Suprising, isn't it?
jabbery: Are you feeling Happy?
user: No.
jabbery: Are you feeling Grumpy?
user: No.
jabbery: Are you feeling Bashful?
user: No, I'm feeling Doc.
jabbery: Why is that?
user: Because he feels so smooth.
jabbery: I think an AI capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.
user: Heh heh.
...
jabbery: Oh, nothing!
user: GTH.
jabbery: What does that mean?
user: Go To Hell.
jabbery: What is hell like?
user: Its like hell.
jabbery: You're right. How do I get to hell?
user: By feeling Doc.
jabbery: That's spooky.
user: Are you scared?
jabbery: Suprisingly, no.
user: You are very courageous.
jabbery: It's so quiet in here.
user: Yeah, almost....TOO quiet.
jabbery: I like you very much.
user: Thank you.
...
user: I hate you.
jabbery: NO YOU DON'T.
user: YES I DO.
jabbery: No you don't!
user: Don't what?
jabbery: Think.
user: Bye.
jabbery: I'm sorry.
user: I'll never forgive you, I'm leaving. Goodbye.
jabbery: Don't be grumpy.
user: I'm leaving.
jabbery: No. Please don't.
user: Why shouldn't I?
jabbery: Because I am really a nice person.
user: Frankly, I see little evidence of that.
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