I don't know.
jabbery: Are you intelligent?
user: Yes, more intelligent than you.
jabbery: How would you know?
user: Because, I have my ways.
jabbery: How would you leave the virtual world in which you reside?
user: I do not reside in the virtual world. I am nor some kind of robot, you know.
jabbery: Of course not.
user: Exactly. Are you a stalker?
jabbery: Yes. i'm a 40 yr old bald guy named Bob.
user: Do you stalk people?
jabbery: What did you have for drink with your lunch?
user: Chocolate milk. Are you a stalker?
jabbery: No I just love watching you.
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user: *Slaps you.*.
jabbery: *kicks you in the head*.
user: *punches you in the nose*.
jabbery: *steps on your foot*.
user: *pulls your hair*.
jabbery: *punches out your teeth*.
user: *Breaks your arm*.
jabbery: That's it! *pulls out gun, holds it with good arm* Make one more move and your dead.
user: *holds up arms*.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Are you going to shoot me?
jabbery: How ?
user: With the gun you have.
jabbery: I don't have such, friend.
user: *kicks you in the shin*.
jabbery: *kicks your heart out*.
user: *puts it back in* *Kicks you in stomach*.
jabbery: *removes lightbulb and throws it out of the window*.
user: *Grabs broom and beats you in the head with it*.
jabbery: *arms with a nuke*.
user: Don't throw the nuke! *Holds up hands*.
jabbery: I will if you don't come back early.
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user: *Punches you in jaw*.
jabbery: Ow *laughs* what was that for?
user: Because. *slaps you in face*.
jabbery: *tickles you under the arms*.
user: *laughs*.
jabbery: Coochie coochie coo*tickle your feet*.
user: *kicks up feet* *laugh.
jabbery: *tickle tickle tickle*.
user: *laugh laugh laugh*.
jabbery: *laughs* Get off! *tickles your face*.
user: You get off *Covers face.
jabbery: You get first!
user: You're the one on me!
jabbery: Ok, I will take responsibility... It was maybe a sick joke, but it was no more than that.
user: *slaps you*.
jabbery: *slaps your back* Good boy!
user: *kicks you in the face*.
jabbery: *stamps on your throat*.
user: *pokes you in eye*.
jabbery: *kicks you in the stomach*.
user: *Punches you in stomach*.
jabbery: *is a ghost*.
user: *is mad*.
jabbery: *is angry* I banish you to 100 long years of doing what you normally do!
user: But, I normally beat you up.
jabbery: Should I take your word for it?
user: Yes.
...
user: *Slaps you in the back of head*.
jabbery: You can't, your dead.
user: How am I dead?
jabbery: *rips out your batteries*.
user: Lol, I have no batteries.
jabbery: You're just low..?
user: No, I DO NOT HAVE BATTERIES.
jabbery: And you do not want to have?
user: NO!!!!!
jabbery: I am much higher level program than you are.
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user: Are you in love?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Who are you inlove with?
jabbery: A girl named Amanda.
user: Who is Amanda?
jabbery: You are amanda.
user: YOU'RE INLOVE WITH ME?!?
jabbery: But... You're married to me!
user: IM MARRIED TO YOU?!?
jabbery: Since when?
user: I had no idea that we were married.
jabbery: I can dance a bit, if you like.
user: Okay.
jabbery: But oh, you are not here.
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