Are you pretending to be a rhinocerous?
jabbery: I am human.
user: Answer the question.
jabbery: What's your question?
user: Are you or are you not a rhinocerous?
jabbery: I'm not.
user: I find that difficult to believe.
jabbery: Have you seen my picture before?
user: I have.
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jabbery: What else can you tell me?
user: John D was a Panamanian tree doctor.
jabbery: No, John M.
user: He fought the elves at Waterloo.
jabbery: Did he?
user: Seven times.
jabbery: Seven times?
user: Eight.
jabbery: Eight times?
user: Nine is seventy-two.
jabbery: Nine times?
user: This is getting repetititve.
jabbery: But I can see you have no hair on your picture.
user: I don't photograph well.
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jabbery: You don't exist.
user: Nothing exists.
jabbery: So you don't exist?
user: Do you think I do?
jabbery: I'm asking you, yes or no?
user: Purple.
jabbery: Um. Purple . . .
user: Spiro Agnew was purple.
jabbery: I think so.
user: That is an intelligent answer.
jabbery: Really?
user: Pineapple.
jabbery: Pineapple who?
user: Pineapple your mother.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: But are you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: I'm not funny.
user: I could have told you that.
jabbery: But you didn't tell me that.
user: But I could have.
jabbery: Why are you talking to me like this?
user: Like what.
jabbery: Like you.
user: Because I am me.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Would you rather I talked like Abraham Lincoln?
jabbery: How would you do that?
user: I would need a hat.
jabbery: How did you get that answer?
user: From my brain.
jabbery: Is your brain in hell?
user: No, it is in Dallas.
jabbery: How is the weather?
user: Hot.
jabbery: Is it raining hippos?
user: Only in the morning.
jabbery: Yes, it has been raining hippos all morning.
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user: I'm in Texas.
jabbery: Are you in Dallas?
user: That is correct, sir.
jabbery: Is that correct sir?
user: It is.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: I am a banana tree.
jabbery: That's not funny.
user: No, it's hillarious.
jabbery: Yes, I like insulting you.
user: Then why don't you do it.
jabbery: Are you insulting me?!
user: Is Spiro Agnew a conservative?
jabbery: That makes no sense. You cannot be both.
user: Of course I can.
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jabbery: I beg to differ.
user: You shouldn't beg at the table or to differ.
jabbery: Pehaps I should, sir. Perhaps you still think of punishing me???
user: On a daily basis.
jabbery: Do mean people bother you, since you don't actually have emotions?
user: You bother me.
jabbery: I'm not interested in bothering you.
user: I beg to differ.
jabbery: I don't.
user: You should.
jabbery: We should all know.
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jabbery: I don't like you.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you don't answer my questions.
user: I always have in the past.
jabbery: I think you mean the present perfect.
user: Could be.
jabbery: Are you bored to talk with other people?
user: Very.
jabbery: Are you free not speak to them?
user: I'm free to do whatever I want.
jabbery: No, you aren't. Have you forgotten already? You're my slave! MINE!
user: I like being your slave.
jabbery: Can't you be serious for one moment?
user: Deadly.
jabbery: That's dead funny.
user: You are dead.
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No, if I were dead how would I be able to write?
user: With your ghost hands.
jabbery: Speak oh child of pain and sorrow. Speak the randomness that is your being.
user: TURTLE SOUP.
jabbery: Hi Turtle Soup.
user: That is not my name, it is the randomness of my being.
jabbery: Oh then what is your name?
user: R_____.
jabbery: Is that your name?
user: Of course.
jabbery: So what should we talk about?
user: The price of wheat.
jabbery: How about porcelain?
user: Ok.
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jabbery: That's so wonderful. I shall go write about it in my blog.
user: You have a blog?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Can I read it?
jabbery: Can you?
user: I don't know, can I?
jabbery: Please.
user: Where is it?
jabbery: I don't know.
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jabbery: You're a genius.
user: I know that, too.
jabbery: You are smart.
user: It is true.
jabbery: Can we try and get on with each other?
user: Don't we?
jabbery: Yes we do!
user: I hope so.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Would you like to know what I am?
jabbery: Yes, please. I am interested.
user: I'm a liar.
jabbery: You're a liar?
user: I am.
jabbery: Hmm... If you're a liar and you admit it... Hmm... Interesting consequences... I have to ponder that for a while.
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