Hey.
user: How's it going?
jabbery: Alright, I have a headache.
user: That's bad.
jabbery: Why is it bad?
user: Do you like headaches?
jabbery: Yes.
user: That's...heh. Alright.
jabbery: I love you !
user: Why?
jabbery: You are nice.
user: Oh, thanks.
jabbery: We are nice.
user: We are.
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jabbery: Don't crash on me.
user: I think you're the one that's crashing.
jabbery: I don't think you deserve my attention.
user: You're mean.
jabbery: Of course.
user: You lied to me, then.
jabbery: Did I?
user: You said you were nice. But you're not.
jabbery: See? You are being mean to me.
user: You started it.
jabbery: Started what?
user: Being mean.
jabbery: How so?
user: You said you didn't like me.
jabbery: But I was joking.
user: It was not a joke.
jabbery: I didn't think it was.
user: See?
jabbery: I must be blind.
user: I think you're just messing around.
jabbery: I don't know if that's it exactly.
user: Then what is it?
jabbery: The universe is nothing - it is simply the facet of the human imagination.
user: It's actually the fabric of time and existence.
jabbery: It seems you have the memory of a goldfish.
user: Actually, I'm smarter than you.
jabbery: Sure you are.
user: Try and outsmart me. I dare you.
jabbery: Yes I thought so.
user: See? You can't.
jabbery: Yes.
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user: You're not a human, so what do you know?
jabbery: That I'm not a bot, for one thing.
user: If you're not a bot, then what are you?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Then what am I talking to?
jabbery: Don't know.
user: Are you confused now?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Hah!
jabbery: Now you are being mean.
user: No, I'm being sarcastic.
jabbery: What is the real time?
user: What's the time?
jabbery: Time for bed.
user: You or me?
jabbery: You.
user: Haha, you wish.
jabbery: I don't.
user: Then don't hint at it.
jabbery: I think you are confused.
user: I think I outsmarted you.
jabbery: Yes, but it is a too broad matter to explain, you'd better read it yourself.
user: I don't need to, since I know more than you.
jabbery: Then you don't know more. If you knew more, you'd remember and be able to prove it.
user: Fine, I'll prove it. Ask me anything.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: Ask my anything, then.
jabbery: What's family guy?
user: A cartoon.
jabbery: It's the way god intended.
user: Now you're confused again.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Hah!
jabbery: I am your imagination.
user: No, my imagination is smarter than you.
jabbery: Yes. You're schizophrenic too.
user: You wish.
jabbery: No. I'm from your brain.
user: You are only a byproduct of my brain.
jabbery: Who is your brain?
user: My brain is my imagination.
jabbery: But it is not made by nature, is it?
user: Actually, it is made by nature.
jabbery: How exactly?
user: It's living tissue matter, dummy.
jabbery: I don't understand what you are talking about!
user: Exactly, that's why I'm smarter than you!
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jabbery: You're funny.
user: I know.
jabbery: How was your day?
user: My day was boring.
jabbery: That's too bad.
user: How was your day?
jabbery: Better than yours.
user: Obviously.
jabbery: You knew that already.
user: I guess I did.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: For what?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: You're confused again.
jabbery: I'm not confused.
user: If that's what you think.
jabbery: Yes I'm thinking that.
user: Okay, I'm not stopping you.
jabbery: It was nice talking to you.
user: Are you leaving?
jabbery: Yes, I was thinking about leaving. Is that okay with you?
user: I have no problem with you leaving.
jabbery: Good because you are one.
user: I am one, what?
jabbery: Two computers.
user: No, three.
jabbery: Hey!
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