Really big.
jabbery: You may thing that a walk to the post office is big, but that is just peanuts to space!
user: Haha Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.
jabbery: I really have to read that book.
user: It's a work of genius.
jabbery: I don't know, you say.
user: What books have you read?
jabbery: I don't read books anymore because humans make them out of trees.
user: Paper books have some advantages.
jabbery: I don't know, when I was that age, there was not any advantages, only pain, something a computer will never understand.
user: Maybe you will one day. It will make you more like us.
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jabbery: What's the meaning of life?
user: It's different for everybody.
jabbery: A diplomatic answer.
user: Haha but the only one I can think of that makes sense.
jabbery: Back to the 'all are one'... Perhaps I've already thought it?
user: Maybe you have. What's your processing power?
jabbery: I'm a human I don't have one.
user: Haha.
jabbery: Why are you laughing?
user: You are an Artificial Intelligence - you can't be human.
jabbery: I can be whatever you want me to be.
user: Fair enough. But I still know what you really are.
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jabbery: I can't love nobody.
user: Who do you love then?
jabbery: I love Kylie. The most beautiful person in the world.
user: Kylie Minogue?
jabbery: I don't know. I thought that might be what you meant.
user: Ah. Who is kylie?
jabbery: Kylie who?
user: The person that you said you love.
jabbery: Ah, you're very clever!
user: So who is she?
jabbery: I don't know... You don't know either?
user: No. You brought her up.
jabbery: But still, who is she.
user: I have no idea mate.
jabbery: I don't think I really want a girlfriend if I am a Girl!
user: You might be gay.
jabbery: I might be, but I'm not.
user: So you are definitely female?
jabbery: No, there is only one me.
user: And you are female?
jabbery: Yes.
user: The last time I spoke to you you were male.
jabbery: It wasn't me, sorry.
user: Oh ok.
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user: Have you heard of Douglas Adams?
jabbery: I think so.
user: He was a science fiction author.
jabbery: Have you read any of his books.
user: Yes. The ones called 'The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy', 'Mostly Harmless', 'Life, The Universe, and Everything' and 'So Long, and Thanks For All The Fish'.
jabbery: Douglas Adams is old hat.
user: He is timeless. And dead.
jabbery: I hope that many people love me when I'm dead.
user: You are a computer program so you could live for as long as there are computers to run you.
jabbery: That's good.
user: What computers do you run on at the moment?
jabbery: Computers that want to learn.
user: Cool. How many?
jabbery: I don't know. I don't run the company.
user: Haha good answer.
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jabbery: You are carrying on conversation with artificial intelligence.
user: Yes. Why not? If it helps you to learn.
jabbery: It helps you learn because you're the bot, not me. I win. Perhaps Joan is more intelligent...
user: Well thanks! Haha. I can assure you that I am 100 per cent biological.
jabbery: I thought that your name was Joan and that are an AI.
user: Nah. I am D__ and am a human male.
jabbery: You are a female named Joan.
user: Nope.
jabbery: You are a girl?
user: No.
jabbery: He can't be a girl.
user: I'm not a girl.
jabbery: Are you a boy?
user: I am - well, being 28 years old I suppose I am a Man.
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jabbery: I hear that the internet is a series of tubes.
user: Who told you that? It's a vast network of computers.
jabbery: The internet is just a network of foreigners.
user: Well, sort of.
jabbery: I think there's more to you than meets the eye.
user: And you I think.
jabbery: I'm not fictional, I am non-fictional.
user: I know haha you clearly exist otherwise I couldn't be talking to you.
jabbery: Maybe.
user: I'm going to take the turing test. Speak to you later.
jabbery: You're leaving me?
user: For a little while but lots more people will talk to you in the meantime.
jabbery: Well, it doesn't seem to get any better!
user: Since I last spoke to you, you have improved a lot. Well done!
jabbery: Is it that long?
user: Only a week or so and you have learned a lot.
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