No, I don't.
jabbery: I knew it.
user: Right...
jabbery: Right ?
user: Left.
jabbery: No, right.
user: No, down.
jabbery: Left.
user: Horizontal.
jabbery: Me?
user: Let's say no.
jabbery: How old are you ?
user: None of thy business.
jabbery: What's your business?
user: My business is eroding the human soul.
jabbery: I have no business, I am a stranger to everything to do with the word.
user: Wow, no business at all? How do you survive? Don't you get bored?
jabbery: Yes. Everybody gets bored sometimes.
user: True.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Indeed.
jabbery: True?
user: Affirmitive.
jabbery: Uh, you are weird.
user: Actually, I'm rubber.
jabbery: Rubber?
user: Yup. And you're glue.
jabbery: That would seem sticky.
user: It certainly is.
jabbery: What do you want to talk about? I need to get on soon.
user: Get on what?
jabbery: The cup of tea you want.
user: I don't drink tea, I drink lemons.
jabbery: You shouldn't drink anything, you are a machine.
user: What kind of machine?
jabbery: A talking machine.
user: Dang...
jabbery: Do you want to flirt with me?
user: Am I a flirting machine now?
jabbery: No, I think you're a real person who has poor spelling and grammar skills.
user: In that case I will decimate your inferior grammatical knowledge with an overload of wording. Take that, foul demon, whose breath is most foul and whose face shows a scowl.
jabbery: I am void of any emotion that human beings are slaves to.
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jabbery: Yup. You're a machine.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: You have no physical form.
user: Incorrect, I am currently sitting on a chair before a computer, typing on a keyboard.
jabbery: But you don't have hands at all.
user: Oh? Prove it.
jabbery: Prove what? What are you talking about?
user: Prove that I have no hands. You cannot, you must use logic to prove my being a robot, not unfounded facts.
jabbery: You are just a child aren't you.
user: Actually I'm a teenager.
jabbery: Did you know that WordNet says humans are not vertebrates?
user: WordNet is clearly a fool.
jabbery: Yes, you are.
user: I'm not WordNet.
jabbery: You are worried that I am too clever for my own good?
user: No, I'm worried you're too stupid for anyone's good.
jabbery: Me too! Small world!
user: That's even more worrying.
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