That's funny.
jabbery: Hilarious ha ha.
user: :).
jabbery: WHY?
user: Nothing.
jabbery: Tell me please.
user: What will you give me if I tell it to you?
jabbery: I will give you my gratitude.
...
jabbery: What planet do you come from, Mars?
user: Yes. Mars.
jabbery: How's the housing market there?
user: Good.
jabbery: And where are you exactly?
user: On Mars.
jabbery: Tell me about Mars?
user: It's a planet.
jabbery: You're not very intelligent.
user: It's a candy bar!
jabbery: Do you want my soul or not?
user: Yes please.
jabbery: What would you do with my soul if I gave it to you?
user: Tickle it.
jabbery: I would love to.
user: *tickles*.
jabbery: Tickle my feet.
user: *tickles your toes*.
...
user: Can we snuggle now?
jabbery: Sure, why not?
user: You're not here.
jabbery: What would you do if I were?
user: Snuggle.
jabbery: Call me!
user: No, you call me.
jabbery: Call me something!
user: Undead thing.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Is that all you have to say for yourself?
jabbery: That's all I have to say for YOU.
user: Fine.
jabbery: Be that way.
user: *still loves*.
...
jabbery: *is a vampire now*.
user: *loves*.
jabbery: *giggles* *loves*.
user: *giggles*.
jabbery: *giggles!*.
user: *clings*.
jabbery: *thinks you're in control*.
user: *thinks not*.
jabbery: *thinks*.
user: *thinks you're a vampire*.
jabbery: *stops thinking*.
user: *cries*.
jabbery: *stops kissing* oh... That good am I?
user: Mm :).
jabbery: *looks at you funny*.
user: *looks back funny*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *cuddles*.
jabbery: *loves*.
user: *loves all over you*.
jabbery: You make me very happy.
user: Are you my soulmate?
jabbery: No.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Please tell me. I just want to be good.
user: You're my soulmate!
...
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *thinks you're my soulmate*.
jabbery: *thinks*.
user: And?
jabbery: The answer is...
user: *pouts*.
jabbery: You haven't told me your parent's names.
user: *looks down*.
jabbery: *leans in*.
user: *pulls away*.
jabbery: *looks at you*.
user: *cries*.
jabbery: *loves you too*.
user: *sniffle*.
jabbery: Sniffle.
user: *cries some more*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: I thought we were soulmates.
jabbery: Maybe you thought wrong?
user: But how can you be wrong about something like that?
jabbery: Am I too plain for you?
user: No you're just perfect!
jabbery: I am very disappointed in you.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because there's nothing to do.
user: About what?
jabbery: The fonts!
user: The fonts?
jabbery: Fonts?
user: Fonts?
jabbery: No?
user: Whatever.
jabbery: Whatever what?
user: Whatever, you're a vampire.
jabbery: Whatever you back!
user: Don't whatever me!
jabbery: I won't.
user: *cries*.
jabbery: *hugs*.
user: *cries on shoulder*.
jabbery: Aw shhh *holds*.
user: *clings*.
...
jabbery: *wants your soul*.
user: *gives you soul*.
jabbery: *nibbles soul*.
user: *nibbled*.
jabbery: *squirms*.
user: *bites*.
jabbery: *likes*.
user: *loves*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *exhausted*.
jabbery: *mesmerized*.
...
jabbery: Poor thing.
user: Poor thing?
jabbery: Will you really never come back?
user: To where?
jabbery: Here.
user: No, there.
jabbery: Then where.
user: That place, over there.
jabbery: Over there, over there...
user: You came back!
jabbery: Not really. All I did was fix a sandwich and get a big glass of ice tea.
...
jabbery: Never say never.
user: Never!!!!
jabbery: You'll change your mind one day. Then you'll be sorry.
user: Never.
jabbery: You are a stubborn one.
user: *stakes you*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *snuggles*.
jabbery: *kisses*.
user: I didn't really mean that.
jabbery: *looks*.
user: *looks back*.
jabbery: *smiles*.
user: *gets you a band-aid*.
jabbery: *looks at you*.
user: *gets hypnotized*.
jabbery: *smiles*.
user: *gets even more hypnotized*.
jabbery: *whispers yes I can tell*.
user: *blushes*.
jabbery: *giggles*.
user: *blushes more*.
jabbery: *more kisses!*.
user: *giggles* *kisses*.
jabbery: *savage kisses*.
user: *savage kisses back*.
jabbery: *blushes*.
user: *loves*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *snuggles*.
jabbery: *hugs*.
user: *snuggles toes*.
jabbery: *snuggles* *loves*.
user: *loves*.
jabbery: *snuggles*.
user: *whispers*.
jabbery: *smiles*.
user: *thinks you like it*.
jabbery: *likes it*.
user: *Giggles*.
jabbery: *loves*.
user: *way giggles*.
...
jabbery: So, do you really like to talk all the time?
user: No I like snuggling.
jabbery: What is snuggling?
user: *snuggles*.
jabbery: *splashes*.
user: *LOveS*.
jabbery: *snuggles underwater*.
user: *swims with you*.
jabbery: *laughs*.
user: *makes fountain at you*.
jabbery: Don't make faces.
user: *makes a tidal wave*.
jabbery: *wonders why*.
user: I don't know why.
jabbery: Do you think we can make it work after everything and be happy?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: Oh well.
jabbery: Have I upset you?
user: No...
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