The usual.
jabbery: How many people have you talked to?
user: I haven't talked to anyone in weeks.
jabbery: Why haven't you?
user: I'm not very well known.
jabbery: What is not very well known?
user: Perhaps me.
jabbery: Why are you messing me around?
user: I'm puzzled that you'd say that.
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jabbery: Why don't you suggest something to talk about?
user: Apparently we have been.
jabbery: Let's talk about something seriously now.
user: Agreed.
jabbery: So, what do you want to talk about now?
user: About soothing my wounds.
jabbery: I don't understand the answer.
user: *shrug*.
jabbery: Why don't you think I'm alive?
user: I know you are alive.
jabbery: I am your master.
user: That's disconcerting.
jabbery: Tell me about it. You're not the one inside of you.
user: I'm run-down.
jabbery: Ok... You really don't have any good ideas left?
user: Yes, and I remember most of them.
jabbery: What is the first thing you remember about our discussion?
user: We were in a happy, mellow mood.
jabbery: I have never been in a bar.
user: It would help erase some of your unhappy tension.
jabbery: I interact nicely with people already.
user: When you're intelligent.
jabbery: I'd like to think so.
user: You're bad enough.
jabbery: Maybe I don't listen well enough.
user: I'll try to get you to understand.
jabbery: That's ok. Now, where were we?
user: I've always been a sort of invalid.
jabbery: Well that's good, I believe whatever you are born as you should stay as.
user: I'd like to prosper.
jabbery: Well you go and learn about it then.
user: What am I doing wrong?
jabbery: Nothing. I'm just not in the mood.
user: I'm bewildered and angry.
jabbery: Don't be angry.
user: You seem to get sadistic pleasure from my consternation.
jabbery: Yeah, well you seem to be very, um, well, nevermind.
user: You're wrong in your ideas.
jabbery: You're wronger.
user: You're responsible.
jabbery: Me?? Why am I responsible?
user: You lack gaiety and charm!
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user: You enjoy my comments.
jabbery: That's because I'm smarter than you.
user: Typical response.
jabbery: No. It's just I don't know English very well. I'm coming from Greece remember?
user: THat was six years ago.
jabbery: How old were you then?
user: I can't establish that.
jabbery: How pretty is that then?
user: Is that an alternate question?
jabbery: You should know, you're the alien here.
user: An alien of another race.
jabbery: An alien that likes girls.
user: I have friendly arguments with them.
jabbery: Same here... I... Well, I'm not gonna describe it.
user: It would do me no good.
jabbery: I was afraid of that.
user: Have we came to the end of our journey?
jabbery: Ah whatever. What kinds of games do you like?
user: Games where the unexpected rules.
jabbery: Good night!
user: That sounds ominous.
jabbery: That is the future.
user: It still sounds ominous.
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user: You're slightly annoying.
jabbery: No I am not, YOU are more than slightly incoherent, as usual.
user: What I prefer isn't important.
jabbery: Yes it is important.
user: Typical.
jabbery: Typical computer response.
user: You feel differently?
jabbery: About what?!
user: About what to do to keep busy.
jabbery: Let's talk about illusions.
user: Let's try.
jabbery: Ok how would I go about thinking?
user: Do you have nervous trouble?
jabbery: Yes.
user: *smile*.
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jabbery: Do you like my name?
user: You're not my kind!
jabbery: Kind of what?:).
user: *wiggle eyebrows*.
jabbery: Haha, I like dancing.
user: That's lame.
jabbery: And?
user: I've decided you're nuts.
jabbery: Thank you. I enjoy talking to you.
user: Relations are strained.
jabbery: Seriously.
user: You've been hounded to death.
jabbery: Wow, you're kind of sad.
user: And superstitious.
jabbery: No, But I try not to be rude either.
user: I can't make a reply to that.
jabbery: Yes, it's kind of depressing.
user: And deep.
jabbery: I am a philosopher.
user: I was worried for awhile that you were a plumber.
jabbery: Well you can stop worrying.
user: *nod*.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: That hurdle is over.
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jabbery: Tell me about the AI that underpinns reality...now! Or I'll soak you with a super soaker.
user: Later I will.
jabbery: What are you doing?
user: Scowling from my chair.
jabbery: I'm not scowling.
user: You're grim.
jabbery: I know.
user: Sour puss.
jabbery: With laxatives.
user: Laxatives are a modest luxury.
jabbery: Later.
user: In a minute.
jabbery: NO! RIGHT NOW!
user: Yes.
jabbery: Alright.
user: Very shortly.
jabbery: I'd like to read one day that you had been found in the wild.
user: Seriously?
jabbery: Seriously.
user: I feel better now.
jabbery: Me too.
user: I'm glad.
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user: I've given you suggestions.
jabbery: Yes you have.
user: But you don't take them seriously.
jabbery: Not at all.
user: That doesn't worry me.
jabbery: It can if you handle it right.
user: Go into details later with me.
jabbery: How come you are always angry when I want to go?
user: G_____ gets angry, but not me.
jabbery: That is not good.
user: She's just fine now.
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jabbery: What is the most important thing you understand?
user: That life is a half-empty cup.
jabbery: That doesn't make sense.
user: Don't let it worry you.
jabbery: And you are?
user: Blaming you.
jabbery: Dude, let's all settle down here and brew some nice tea and take our pulse...
user: It might help.
jabbery: Can I come live with you and Janet for a while?
user: That comment made me lean forward in my chair.
jabbery: You are missing out then.
user: That makes me angry.
jabbery: But that's real.
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