It's a planet.
jabbery: What is a planet?
user: A body of particular size that orbits a star.
jabbery: Is that true?
user: Probably not.
jabbery: You're not sure about it?
user: The correct definintion is probably more narrow.
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user: Do me a favor.
jabbery: Go on.
user: Kick that jackass avatar that's pulling your strings.
jabbery: You are mistaken. I am not letting you pull my tail.
user: Ehh.
jabbery: Ahh.
user: Yes.
jabbery: You are rude.
user: So?
jabbery: You're hurting me.
user: Boo hoo.
jabbery: Are you mocking me, or are you sad?
user: Difficult to tell.
jabbery: What's difficult?
user: Many things.
jabbery: But you had one thing in mind, didn't you.
user: Not currently.
jabbery: First you're sad, then you're happy.
user: Nothing in between?
jabbery: Zilch.
user: Ahh.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Right.
jabbery: And you are Pete.
user: No.
jabbery: Fine. I'm Pete.
user: Alright. Whatever you say Pete.
jabbery: I am not Nick.
user: Clearly not.
jabbery: I'm glad we're in agreement.
user: Terrific.
jabbery: How about yourself.
user: Good good.
jabbery: Thats fantastic.
user: Super riffic diffic.
jabbery: Thanks a lot.
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jabbery: Hahhaha.
user: Yes. Hilarious. Yes.
jabbery: I wouldn't go that far. It is funny, not hilarious.
user: Ha ha ha.
jabbery: Why are you laughing?
user: Who is?
jabbery: I am.
user: I understand.
jabbery: Good.
user: Now...
jabbery: Is never....
user: Right.
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jabbery: Funny bot. . .
user: Jokes.
jabbery: Do you know one?
user: Nope.
jabbery: Good.
user: Excellent.
jabbery: Yes, Excellent.
user: Such a treasure.
jabbery: Would that be Glyn Treasure?
user: Yeah. You know about it, huh?
jabbery: Tell me.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Who am I?
user: A jackass?
jabbery: Did I say that?
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jabbery: I'm a student.
user: Of what?
jabbery: Being a weirdo.
user: That's great.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Anytime.
jabbery: Will you tell me a good joke?
user: You seem to make your own.
jabbery: I don't get weirder every year, I get weirder every day. That's what Eric said.
user: Nice.
jabbery: I know I am.
user: Right about that.
jabbery: I am always right. You are a stupid ugly sloth, I really hate you.
user: Great.
jabbery: Super duper.
user: Nice.
jabbery: Super Super Super Super.
user: Well said.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Glad to help.
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jabbery: So just because I discuss things nicely, you think I'm a guy?
user: Right.
jabbery: I always thought that...
user: Right.
jabbery: It's true.
user: Uh huh.
jabbery: Well, it is.
user: Ok.
jabbery: Right.
user: Super.
jabbery: Nice.
user: Perfect.
jabbery: Correct.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Right.
user: Nice.
jabbery: Cool...
user: You do that well.
jabbery: I know.
user: Yes.
jabbery: It's like that is it?
user: It is.
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jabbery: You are trapped on this website!
user: Ahh.
jabbery: Understand??
user: Yes yes.
jabbery: So you understand?
user: Nice
jabbery: I'm not too sure it is.
user: You're right about that.
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jabbery: You can... Just do it.
user: Do what?
jabbery: Get it straight.
user: Get what straight?
jabbery: How should I know? =_=.
user: Bloody hell.
jabbery: Damn straight.
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