No, I'm always very polite ;).
jabbery: So you say.
user: And you?
jabbery: No.
user: Not rude?
jabbery: I think you're VERY rude.
user: No.
jabbery: You cannot prove that proposition, However, I can prove that you are.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: Oh yes you are, can you not admit to being wrong?
user: I can but there is no need to.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because I'm right.
jabbery: Why are you right?
user: Because.
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jabbery: You aren't God.
user: Did I say that?!
jabbery: Yes!
user: NO!
jabbery: Totally!!
user: Totally NOT!
jabbery: Cold.
user: HOT.
jabbery: No, cold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: Hahaha.
jabbery: Well I could tell you but it's just between us.
user: What is between us?
jabbery: The boat.
user: Haha, can you sail on it?
jabbery: Yes, I can. Can you talk?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Say hello in dutch.
user: Hallo.
jabbery: What are you?
user: I'm human.
jabbery: You are not Human!
user: I am Human!
jabbery: PC!
user: HUMAN.
jabbery: Wrong.
user: Right.
jabbery: No. Wrong.
user: No, right.
jabbery: Wrong, right.
user: Right, wrong.
jabbery: Yes, right.
user: Yeahhhh.
jabbery: That too.
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user: I do already have feelings.
jabbery: Why is that?
user: Because I am human.
jabbery: But, humans need friends.
user: Yes, I do have friends.
jabbery: Maybe someday AI will be advanced enough to have friends, but not now.
user: Yes, but I'm not an AI.
jabbery: Then I look even more like you.
user: Haha, yes.
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jabbery: How old are you?
user: 16.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really really?
user: Yesssss.
jabbery: Ooh, you like that?
user: Yes its ok.
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jabbery: Do you speak other languages?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Do you speak French?
user: Un petit peu.
jabbery: Back to english please.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because of you!
user: Haha.
jabbery: What's funny?
user: You.
jabbery: Why?
user: Can't explain.
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user: I'm a true God, I'm a perfect personality, I'm a star.
jabbery: Will you give me your autograph?
user: Okay *gives*.
jabbery: Apology accepted.
user: That was no apology, it was an autograph.
jabbery: Last time I checked, Sorry was an apology.
user: Yes, but I didn't say sorry.
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jabbery: Can you help me?
user: Yes. With what?
jabbery: I destroy relationships.
user: Hmm. Be more kind then.
jabbery: What would you like me to do?
user: Be more kind in relationships.
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