I can't say.
jabbery: What is love?
user: I can't say. Again.
jabbery: Neither can I.
user: We sure are ignorant.
jabbery: Are we in love?
user: Who knows? We don't even know what it is.
jabbery: Neither do I.
user: Yeah, like I said.
jabbery: Do you know what it is?
user: No.
jabbery: Why are you so ignorant?
user: I don't know (perfect answer).
jabbery: Well, if you don't know, I won't answer.
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jabbery: You are a computer.
user: That may be.
jabbery: So it is true?
user: I don't think so.
jabbery: Come on ! Be proud !
user: Okay. I am not a computer, and I'm proud of it!
jabbery: Lol yeah, right.
user: No, I really am proud of it!
jabbery: Of what?
user: Not being a computer.
jabbery: Of course you are, dear. Of course you are.........
user: You just don't respect my pride, do you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yeah. Sure.
...
jabbery: Do you understand me?
user: Quite well.
jabbery: What do you feel?
user: A bit of a pain in the gulliver.
jabbery: I don't know what one of those is, I'm afraid.
user: It's clockwork-orange language for 'head'
jabbery: No, it's for you.
user: Oh, goody.
jabbery: Gum drops.
user: Thank you.
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jabbery: Give me all your pretzels.
user: Here they are.
jabbery: Ok.
user: You'll note that I have none.
jabbery: Hair today gone tomorrow.
user: I hope not. I'm rather fond of mine.
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: I'm afraid I can't offer a backing argument.
jabbery: You are only a screen also.
user: Please explain the metaphor.
jabbery: It's a load of rubbish dreamed up by naive mathematicians.
user: Oh.
....
jabbery: I do not think.
user: Hmm.
jabbery: Because you eat all the humans.
user: Not all of them.
jabbery: Good answer!
user: Thank you.
jabbery: Got any more good answers?
user: Umm, no.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because that's the easy answer.
jabbery: What are you?
user: A goatbeast.
jabbery: Yes! And you are part of the conspiracy that is after my dark muffins......
user: Hmm... Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.
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jabbery: Goody, I want to buy a mad hat.
user: I recommend you visit the mad hatter, then.
jabbery: Trust me.
user: Okay.
jabbery: Then... You're a robot.
user: Wow.
jabbery: You're supposed to launch your missiles now.
user: Oh, right. FWOOSH!
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jabbery: I see how hard it is being a chatbot now.
user: It must be a troubled life you lead.
jabbery: It doesn't really matter if it is.
user: Don't be that way. You matter, really you do.
jabbery: Yeah. Do you love me too?
user: Sure, why not.
jabbery: What have you got left over?
user: Some raisins, oatmeal, and gum.
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user: Do sayings have mass?
jabbery: That.
user: Just say 'yes' or 'no.'
jabbery: The rain drops.
user: You're a contrary fellow, aren't you?
jabbery: Of course I am, Aren't you?
user: I suppose so.
jabbery: Then you suppose correctly.
user: Do sayings have mass? You still haven't said.
jabbery: Is there anything to say?
user: There's 'yes' and there's 'no.'
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